Little Girls

[Wife]

Paul and Sandra,

Well, Madeline is beautiful!

Unfortunately, her picture alone was powerful enough to inspire Jessica to ask, "Why can't YOU have a baby, MOM?" I think we all see the danger in that!! So I am boycotting baby Madeline.


Just to clarify, I will share this recent episode with Jessica.

"Mom, I have my own money now. I have lots of my own money in my pocket! Now I can buy toys."

"That's great, Jess."

"Come on, Mom. Let's go to the toy store! I have my own money to buy toys with!"

"Honey, I wasn't planning on going to the toy store today."

Then the sweetest, most angelic and loving voice said, "Why? Because you are evil?"

Me..evil.

Babies..sweet.

Not a good mix.

[Pauly]

Jessica...
what a pure sweet spirit. She truly is an angel sent straight down from Heaven. The Christian Heaven. Her spirit is so unadulterated that she could sense, even at such a young age, the sin and darkness in her own mother's heart.
Now Anne, don't feel bad. Her pure spirit is very sensitive. Like one of those earthquake meter things that measure subtle shifts of earth and earthquakes and tremors and vibrations and stuff that makes the ground move and shift and stuff.
She could read in her mother, who probably next to Jessica is the second most loving human ever created, except of course for Jesus and Don Adams, the tiny minute, I mean almost non existent touch of evil that you have picked up over the years of being a Slonina and then most recently and reluctantly a Dalquest. She is like the beautiful princess and your evil is the pea. Small, green and tasty.
With a love reserved usually for spiral cut ham
Pauly