Don Adams is Dead now

[Stewart Littlejohn]

Once again it is with great sorrow that I come to you, dear readers, with some terrible news. As most of you are probably aware, another Giant of the entertainment industry has gone on, up to Heaven to sit at, would you believe, the right hand of God himself, replacing Jesus as the new favorite creature God has ever had the pleasure of spending time with. Yes, that's right. Don Adams has passed away. I am so sorry that I have not been here for you sooner, but after hearing the news I went into such a state of rage followed by depression, follwed by a spiral of shame so great, that if it weren't for my partner Kitty, my next door neighbors Bob and Tammy and my prescription renewal of Hydrocodone, I might have actually joined Don. Oh, the temptation is so great even now. Who could forget his portrayal of super agent 86 Maxwell Smart? He made you believe that the Western world was safe when peole like him were in charge. Or how could anyone forget his heartwrenching portrayal of Tennesse Tuxedo, or the principal on Pepper Ann? What range, what Passion. He made Marlon Brando look like Bronson Pinchot.
Anyway, I am back now and after staring into the Abyss, I believe I am now ready to be your spirit guide back to the empty world of the living that is left after such an extreme tragedy.
Yours truly
Stewart Littlejohn