Post by Pauly on Nov 9, 2005 22:09:49 GMT -5
Things that annoy me today:
1. Have you ever noticed that before every episode of Law and Order they have a disclaimer that says that the the stories are fictitious and that any likeness to anyone living or dead is coincidental?
The they proceed to have an episode where a pop star named Jichael Mackson likes to bolest young moys.
2. In the news today above the fold is a big headline about "Paris Hilton not being injured in a minor fender bender". It actually stated in the headline that Paris Hilton wasn't hurt today.
Whoopde Freakin' do!
Who gives a crap!
You know if that malnourished billionaire whore ever does get injured, or... I can't even think it... Die!!, can you imagine the mourning and heartbreak this country will go through?
I mean, Ive seen some pretty ridiculous displays of mourning. JFK, Jackie, JFK Jr. any freakin other Kennedy, Princess Di, Rosa Parks... All their funerals were way too publicized, and people ate the crap up. I've actually been in a house that had Princess Diana commemorative plates!
Don't get me Started on Selena! You would have thought that the Virgin Mary had returned to earth and then was immediately hit by a drunk driver the way that her "life was celebrated" in her death. I saw people literally fall to the floor screaming in agony over that one. Seriously!
And rednecks... Your not off the hook on this crap either. Does the number 3 mean anything to you. I think it does. It is emblazoned on your toilet seat, your beer coozies, your sheets, your wedding china, your underwear, your boat, your phone, your dog... Hell, you even got it tattooed at least once on every member of your family.
Grown men who didn't even cry when their kids died in a pee wee football mishap bawled like little babies when The Intimidator bit the dust.
Dudes, isn't that why you watch racing? to see someone bite it? Or do you just really enjoy watching corporate logos roll around in a circle for 6 hours?
Sorry, I kind of went off point there.
Anyway under the big Paris story was a story about 57 people getting blown up in hotels in Jordan.
Now I know, as an American I have the right and the privilege not to give a crap about that... but I do think it ranks up there above Nothing happening to Paris Hilton today.
I want to leave you with the following words...
"Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your butt."
Yes.. that's right. Words of wisdom from one of our era's great philosophizers!
Peace out
Pauly
1. Have you ever noticed that before every episode of Law and Order they have a disclaimer that says that the the stories are fictitious and that any likeness to anyone living or dead is coincidental?
The they proceed to have an episode where a pop star named Jichael Mackson likes to bolest young moys.
2. In the news today above the fold is a big headline about "Paris Hilton not being injured in a minor fender bender". It actually stated in the headline that Paris Hilton wasn't hurt today.
Whoopde Freakin' do!
Who gives a crap!
You know if that malnourished billionaire whore ever does get injured, or... I can't even think it... Die!!, can you imagine the mourning and heartbreak this country will go through?
I mean, Ive seen some pretty ridiculous displays of mourning. JFK, Jackie, JFK Jr. any freakin other Kennedy, Princess Di, Rosa Parks... All their funerals were way too publicized, and people ate the crap up. I've actually been in a house that had Princess Diana commemorative plates!
Don't get me Started on Selena! You would have thought that the Virgin Mary had returned to earth and then was immediately hit by a drunk driver the way that her "life was celebrated" in her death. I saw people literally fall to the floor screaming in agony over that one. Seriously!
And rednecks... Your not off the hook on this crap either. Does the number 3 mean anything to you. I think it does. It is emblazoned on your toilet seat, your beer coozies, your sheets, your wedding china, your underwear, your boat, your phone, your dog... Hell, you even got it tattooed at least once on every member of your family.
Grown men who didn't even cry when their kids died in a pee wee football mishap bawled like little babies when The Intimidator bit the dust.
Dudes, isn't that why you watch racing? to see someone bite it? Or do you just really enjoy watching corporate logos roll around in a circle for 6 hours?
Sorry, I kind of went off point there.
Anyway under the big Paris story was a story about 57 people getting blown up in hotels in Jordan.
Now I know, as an American I have the right and the privilege not to give a crap about that... but I do think it ranks up there above Nothing happening to Paris Hilton today.
I want to leave you with the following words...
"Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your butt."
Yes.. that's right. Words of wisdom from one of our era's great philosophizers!
Peace out
Pauly